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Post by Lady Narwhal on Oct 21, 2013 22:45:29 GMT
WALES: The Experience Or, for older members, the Dirty Sheep 2. -310x, -302z
From the creators of Hill Home Hotel and the Dirty Sheep comes this new, exciting take onsheep strip clubs. With pure, Welsh sheep, WALES: The Experience is sure to entertain anyone,from creepers to Alexowner.Please, no creepers in the club.The main showroom provides relatively cheap access to our trained, professional dance group, the Baa-Baa-Babes. Admission is free to the public, but may be rented out for 1 gold block an hour or 1 diamond an hour for special events and parties. Located inside the main showroom is Jailhouse Sandwiches and Souvenirs. The menu depends upon whatever we have stocked at the moment, so please feel free to ask! Wool is always available to take home as a treasured memory. Iron dildos can be rented out at 4 gold nuggets an hour if you need to please yourself while in the club. The iron dildos cannot be taken out of the club unless you pay an additional bar of gold. Private showrooms, like Bubble Cum's above room, can also be rented out for free if you reserve the room in advance. If you don't reserve, you will be banished from the establishment. Reservations not only mean telling LadyNarwhal in game or on the forums, but letting her watch you, to make sure that you do not harm the sheep. The girls are very delicate. If you enjoy your show, feel free to toss some money! It is what the hoppers are for! These rules are also in the club. Please follow them.
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Post by Rcon on Oct 22, 2013 8:31:22 GMT
It's a hole. In the ground. A fucking HOLE HAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA. I've been to Wales and this is pretty much perfect. Edit: Oh god, just read through it. I'm so happy to be on this server, you're all epic. Also Lady, what happened to your nose? Did you have to sell it to start up the club?
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Post by Ardje on Oct 22, 2013 14:19:51 GMT
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Post by Rcon on Oct 22, 2013 14:23:00 GMT
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Post by Lady Narwhal on Oct 22, 2013 19:25:37 GMT
Sorry, but at this time we are only accepting sheep that have lived in the club since birth, so they never know any other form of employment. That was hilarious though, and I'm sure I could work something out. It's a hole. In the ground. A fucking HOLE HAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA. I've been to Wales and this is pretty much perfect. Edit: Oh god, just read through it. I'm so happy to be on this server, you're all epic. Also Lady, what happened to your nose? Did you have to sell it to start up the club? I fell down while mining out the club and the nose of my human costume normal body just broke off.
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Post by virtualviper on Oct 23, 2013 17:24:46 GMT
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA it's next to my shack! XD Lol!!!
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Post by Capn Evan on Oct 23, 2013 18:05:19 GMT
I'll be happy to shear a few sheep for you.
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Post by Rcon on Oct 25, 2013 8:45:11 GMT
I'll be happy to shear a few sheep for you. Woooooaaaah, how come Evan gets V.I.P. access and I don't?
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Post by virtualviper on Oct 26, 2013 8:42:16 GMT
So tempted to just break all ladders and place lava from the top of the hole ... ;D
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Post by Ardje on Oct 27, 2013 10:09:39 GMT
So tempted to just break all ladders and place lava from the top of the hole ... ;D Or place netherrack all over the place and light it up so that it breaks alot of wooden items and half a forest.
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Post by virtualviper on Oct 27, 2013 11:41:04 GMT
So tempted to just break all ladders and place lava from the top of the hole ... ;D Or place netherrack all over the place and light it up so that it breaks alot of wooden items and half a forest. ._. You talking bout the prank that happened to you?
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Post by Ardje on Oct 27, 2013 12:21:36 GMT
Or place netherrack all over the place and light it up so that it breaks alot of wooden items and half a forest. ._. You talking bout the prank that happened to you? Nooooooo
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